A crime against humanity

by puggygrumble

31 Comments

  1. RandomInSpace

    I think this is more bad cut job than malformed

  2. TheRealBobYosh

    I used to work at Domino’s and my coworker got fired for cutting a pizza like that

  3. Lepke2011

    IDK. I feel like something is wrong with this entire pizza. Like Op ordered a half cheese, half pepperoni, and when they cu it, they took a huge chunk for themselves, and then made the pizza fit in the box wrong.

  4. ThePizzaNoid

    That is one poorly cut pizza. Still looks pretty tasty though.

  5. Had this happen to me a couple of times, it’s annoying.

  6. tupperwhore

    I kind of enjoy this, because then you get regular big slices and the little mini ones

  7. Ice-O-Holic

    What if they had a midget at their party and this was their slice

  8. Wise_Wolf4007

    actually this is a “family cut”
    small ones for the small ones,
    and big pieces for the mommy and daddy,

  9. ForeverBoner215

    Ah, Papa John’s. There’s the problem.

  10. MartianWithCats

    Ordering Papa Johns pizza is in itself a pizza crime.

  11. dijonriley

    this cut could be on purpose, a family w small kids would like the variety in slice size

  12. mike_stifle

    You got your Prappy Johns, you got what you paid for.

  13. “Hey, can I have a slice?”

    “Sure.”

    “😏”

  14. foodfarmforage

    If they cut it like this how much effort could they have put into making it? I got some a sandwich and some lava cakes to go the other week and the sandwich wasn’t cut and the lava cakes were given to me like this so I haven’t been back since. Probably won’t now. It’s crazy how a single employee can fuck up a person’s opinion of the brand like that.

    https://preview.redd.it/5zg92lgssf2f1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=734c2f5f5ecc2a4065008a75dc134e6abc94561d

    For reference they are supposed to be turned upside down out of the tins, and served with powdered sugar. It was just so lazy it put me off hard

  15. Foxy_locksy1704

    Ah I see your pizza guy was trained by the same guy that cuts pizza at our Dominos. We always end up having the “baby slice”

  16. Diligent-Soup-2176

    P Johns has always been a war crime level pizza. Disgusting. I swear they just dump the sauce on the floor and mop with it then wring it out on to the dough. Garbage.

  17. Spear_Ritual

    I’m on my going to have one slice.

    It’s 1/3 of the pizza.

  18. PNW_Forest

    Not guilty. This is a (admittedly imperfect) family cut, gives different slice sizes for different appetites. Not uncommon.

  19. Ih8tevery1

    I was a general manager for pj… for 10 years. That pizza is horrible!!

  20. rabidparrots

    Hello 5 year pizza man here.

    The new guy cut your pizza with a rocker blade and hasn’t quite got the aim right yet.

    He’s also the one who put the pepperoni on. He doesn’t quite understand how pepperoni drifts on melting cheese yet.

  21. DanOhMiiite

    Kinda messy, but I’d eat that in a heartbeat

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